Are you worried about relatives in the UK? Do you know any disobedient electricians? Would you rather leave Britain in one piece?
THEN THIS GUIDE IS FOR YOU!
- Get to your train on time, whilst safely enjoying your love for bulky jackets!
- Survive that perilous London Underground (and I'm not talking about bombs)!
- Avoid getting mowed down by trigger-happy coppers!
"But how?" you ask. The answer is easy:
DON'T RUN FROM ARMED POLICE OFFICERS!
Yes, it really is that simple!