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Are you worried about relatives in the UK? Do you know any disobedient electricians? Would you rather leave Britain in one piece? THEN THIS GUIDE IS FOR YOU! Get to your train on time, whilst safely enjoying your love for bulky jackets! Survive that perilous London Underground (and I'm not talking about bombs)! Avoid getting mowed down by trigger-happy coppers! "But how?" you ask. The answer is easy:   DON'T RUN FROM ARMED POLICE OFFICERS!   Yes, it really is that simple!

 

 

Dedicated to the exceptionally brave men and women of the British police forces. Also to the family of Jean Charles de Menezes - may you stop whinging and let them get on with their job. Better one foolish man than a dozen innocents.